What did Santa say to Mrs.Claus when she said to lose some weight?
No,no,no!
Who was the first math kid that was smart at addition at age 5?
Add-em!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who ?
Cargo beep beep!
What Did The Wall Say To The Other Wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What is a monkeys favorite Christmas song?
“Jungle Bells”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa body on the roof yet? It`s Christmas Eve!
