What hand do you use to butter your roll?
Neither silly, you use a butter knife!
When was the first time that the pilgrims said ” God Bless America?
The first time they heard it sneeze!
What did the ghost say to the rockstar?
BOOO!
Why did Humpty Dumpty go to a psychiatrist?
He was cracking up!
Why did the boy fall off his bed?
He was sleep rolling!
What did the Science book say to the Math book?
You have problems, man!
