Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
Because he was stuffed!!
What did the acorn that loved math say when he grew-up ?
Gee! I’m a tree! (geometry)
How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?
With his Discover card!
Why are couches like turkeys?
Both of them are stuffed.
What do you call a guy with a car on his head?
Jack!
What do you get when a dinosaur steps on your garden?
Squash!
