A man is stuck in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a table. How does he escape?
Why did the wolf want the chicken to join the band?
What does a bee sit on?
What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Why do you think the centipede has so many friends?
A man went to a supermarket leaving his Rottweiler tied up outside. Just as he was at the checkout, a lady rushed in saying, “Is that your Rottwieler tied up outside?”
“Yes.” The man replied.
“Well, I’m sorry but my dog has killed your dog,” said the lady.
“What kind of dog have you got?” asked the man.
“A Yorkshire Terrier,” said the woman.
“But how could such a small dog kill a dog like mine?”