Why is it so hard to win a coloring contest?
Because it always ends in a draw!
Why was the dinosaur scared to go back to the library?
His books were 6 million years late!
What do snowmen sleep on?
A blanket of snow!
If the ones that hit a planet are called meteorites, then what are the ones called that don’t hit a planet?
meteorwrongs!!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ear off!
Why did the right angle go to the pool?
Because it was 90 degrees!
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