What did the turkey say to the shopper?
I heard there is a special on chicken!
What kind of ships do smart kids ride on?
Scholarships!
Why did the turkey go in the vegetable bowl?
Because he wanted to rest in peas!
Jack:Mom I got 100% at school today1
Mom:Great On what?
Jack 50% on math and 50% on spelling!
How can you make seven even?
Take out the letter s!
What does a fish smoke?
Seaweed!
