Why did the children eat their homework?
The teacher said it was like CAKE!
Why were the early ages so dark?
Because there were so many knights!
What kind of cheese do monsters eat?
Monsterrella!
Why did the turtle cross the street?
To go to the SHELL Station!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana come in. It’s freezing out here!
What did the banana say to the artichoke?
If you are to choke, don’t do it on me!
