What do you call a bear without teeth?
a gummy bear!
What two letters does your stocking look like on Christmas afternoon?
m.t.!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
You’re cool!
What is the smallest state?
Mini-Sota!
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do I smell carrot?
What goes ho-ho whoosh,ho-ho whoosh?
Santa Claus caught in a revolving door!