Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
He cannot be buried because he is alive!
What do snakes do when they’re in love?
They hiss!
What does a frog order with its burger?
A packet of jumbo flies and a diet croak
Knock Knock
Who’s there
I’m lion.
I’m lion who?
I’m lion here just doin’ nothin’. How ’bout you?
Can FEBRUARY march?
No, April may.
Why did the dog bark after school?
Because he had a ruff day.
