What is the difference between weather and a horse?
One rains down and the other reins down!
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses!
You certainly do sir – this is a flower shop!
Imagine you’re in a tall building with no doors, windows, elevators or vent shafts. How do you get out?
Stop imagining!
What do you get if you cross 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows n bucks!
Mac: hurry hurry
Hal: I’m rushin’ im rushin’!
Mac: That’s funny I thought you were Canadian!
