What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff!
Child : Mommy, I am in the top ten in our class!
Mommy : Oh,great! How many are in the class?
Ten!
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BUG THAT IS A LADY?
A LADYBUG!
What did Snow White say when she was waiting for her photos?
Someday my prints will come!
How does a penguin build his house ?
Igloos it together!
A duck walks into a drug store and goes to the beauty department. The duck grabs some lip gloss. She walks up to the chaser. “Credit or Debit?”
“Put it right on my ‘bill’ !”
