What does a frog order with its burger?
A packet of jumbo flies and a diet croak
Knock Knock
Who’s there
I’m lion.
I’m lion who?
I’m lion here just doin’ nothin’. How ’bout you?
Can FEBRUARY march?
No, April may.
Why did the dog bark after school?
Because he had a ruff day.
What did the mushroom say to the flower after she decided not to go on a date with him?
C’mon I’m a real fungi!
What did one math book say to another?
Leave me alone. I have my own problems!
