What do you get if you cross 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows n bucks!
Clean, funny jokes submitted by children around the world.
From Zack, a parent, USA
What do you get if you cross 50 pigs and 50 deer?
From Coco, age 10, Calgary alberta
Mac: hurry hurry
Hal: I’m rushin’ im rushin’!
From Faris Khan, age 13, Hyderabad,India
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
From Mike, age 9, America
What did 1 statue say to the other?
From Jake, age 3, London, England
What are funny snakes called?
From Gulshan, age 10, Brunei Darussalam
Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
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