What do you get if you cross 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows n bucks!
Mac: hurry hurry
Hal: I’m rushin’ im rushin’!
Mac: That’s funny I thought you were Canadian!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda fix the TV!
What did 1 statue say to the other?
Is statue bro?
What are funny snakes called?
Hiss-terical!
Why can’t a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
He cannot be buried because he is alive!
