What is the difference between weather and a horse?
One rains down and the other reins down!
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Can February March?
No, but April May.
Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses!
You certainly do sir – this is a flower shop!
Imagine you’re in a tall building with no doors, windows, elevators or vent shafts. How do you get out?
Stop imagining!
What do you get if you cross 50 pigs and 50 deer?
A hundred sows n bucks!
