What did the shrimp roll say when it saw the tuna roll?
I want my eda-mommy!
What is green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog!
Who does a zombie take out for dinner?
His ghoul-friend!
What did the boy digital clock say to his mother the analog clock?
Look ma no hands!
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A Cheat-ah!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police says don’t post anymore awful knock knock jokes!
