Knock Knock!
Whose there?
Bee.
Bee who?
My Beehind itches!
Why was the policeman standing on dog poo?
He was on doo-die!
Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow?
He wanted sweet dreams!
Why does the egg go to the doctor?
He can’t stop cracking up!
Why do trains smell ?
Because they toot a lot!
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
Blood Lite
