Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Somebody who can’t reach the doorbell!
What’s similar about a dog and a tree?
Bark!
Why can’t you tell a joke while your on ice?
Because it might crack up!
What goes tick tock bow wow tick tock bow wow?
A watch dog!
What goes “oh oh oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Marcus.
Marcus who?
Marcus on the chart; we’re number one!
