Guess what we learned at school today? Said Stanley as he burst through the front door . “we learned how to make babies!”
“And how do you make babies?” asked Stanley’s mother.
“Its easy,” said Stanley .
“First change the y in baby to i and then you add es!”
When is it safe to jump out of a moving bus?
When the hospital is near!
What five letter word can you take the first letter the last letter and the middle letter you are still left with the same word?
empty(MT) take off the E Y and P look what your left with
Why didn’t the hot dog star in the movies?
Because he had saggy buns.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Is a bell ringing or is it just me?
What did the traffic light say to the cars?
Don’t look……………..
I’m changing!!!!!!!!!
I’m changing!!!!!!!!!