What happens when you throw margarine?
It turns into a butter-fly!!
What kind of dog is a fan of the New York Yankees?
A YORKie!
How do sheep stay clean?
They take a BAAAAATH!
Why did the witch buy a cell phone?
So she could send HEXED MESSAGES!
What do you call an ugly rock?
Anything you want! It can not hear you!
What did the skeleton say to the ghost after he told him a joke?
That joke rattled my bones!
