What is not enough for 1, just right for 2, but too much for 3?
A secret!
Groom to Bride: Do you love me?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
Groom: What if I had bad breath and body odor?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
What is the cutest thing about math?
Acute angles.
What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
Buck teeth!
Riiing! Riiing!
“Hello?”
“Yes?”
“Is this Sarah Wall?”
“No”
“Then give the phone to Michael Wall.”
“Sorry, but there are no Walls here.”
“Then what holds up your roof?”
In the school cafeteria, the lunchlady put up a sign near the pile of apples:
“Take Only One. Remember God is watching.”
On the pile of candies, a child put up a note:
“Take as many as you want. God is watching the apples.”
