Groom to Bride: Do you love me?
Bride: I do, Darling, I do!
Groom: What if I had bad breath and body odor?
What is the cutest thing about math?
What kind of teeth can you buy for a dollar?
Riiing! Riiing!
“Hello?”
“Yes?”
“Is this Sarah Wall?”
“No”
“Then give the phone to Michael Wall.”
“Sorry, but there are no Walls here.”
In the school cafeteria, the lunchlady put up a sign near the pile of apples:
“Take Only One. Remember God is watching.”
On the pile of candies, a child put up a note:
What happens when you throw margarine?