What bug isn’t allowed in the boys’ bathroom?
A lady bug
What’s black,white and red all over?
A sun burnt zebra!
My brain feels mushy.
That’s a good thing. If your brain was hard, nothing could go in or out.
One day an elephant and an ant were riding a motor bike, and they had an accident. The elephant died, and the ant did not get hurt.
How did the ant survive?
Because he was wearing a helmet.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
The chicken crossed the road. Why didn’t the hippo?
He was too chicken.
