Why was the policeman standing on dog poo?
He was on doo-die!
Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow?
He wanted sweet dreams!
Why does the egg go to the doctor?
He can’t stop cracking up!
Can a pet really be worth 500?
Yes, if it saves all its money!
Why do trains smell ?
Because they toot a lot!
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
Blood Lite
