Second graders learning to read, one says”it’s a frican’ elaphant!”
Really it was an African elephant!
What do you get when you cross a Porcupine with a balloon?
Pop!
What is the left side of an apple?
The side that hasn’t been eaten!
How do you know carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?
There were three people sitting in a church. The priest was giving a long sermon. So the one person said to the other person “My butt is falling asleep”. The other person replied
“I know! I heard it snore three times.”
What did Delaware?
His New Jersey!
