What is green and sits in the corner?
A naughty frog!
Who does a zombie take out for dinner?
His ghoul-friend!
What did the boy digital clock say to his mother the analog clock?
Look ma no hands!
What animal do you not want to play cards with?
A Cheat-ah!
What do you call someone with no shin?
Tony! (toe knee!)
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police says don’t post anymore awful knock knock jokes!
