Can a pet really be worth 500?
Yes, if it saves all its money!
Why do trains smell ?
Because they toot a lot!
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
Blood Lite
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
19. Beacause E.T went home on a U.F.O and the F.B.I went after him.
HELP DOCTOR! I only have 59 seconds to live!!!
Just a minute!
What did Bigfoot do after he had his teeth pulled?
He ate the dentist.
