Why do trains smell ?
Because they toot a lot!
What’s a vampire’s favorite drink?
Blood Lite
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
19. Beacause E.T went home on a U.F.O and the F.B.I went after him.
HELP DOCTOR! I only have 59 seconds to live!!!
Just a minute!
What did Bigfoot do after he had his teeth pulled?
He ate the dentist.
What did the shrimp roll say when it saw the tuna roll?
I want my eda-mommy!