Why do birds fly south for winter?
Because they’re too tired to walk!
Why do pirates take so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they get stuck at ‘C’!
Why did the cat eat the boy’s homework?
The dog was on vacation.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No ideer.
What is white when dirty but black when clean?
Blackboard!
How much do pirates’ earrings cost?
A buccaneer!
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