What did the chef do by bringing vegetables for the barbecue instead of meat?
He made a MIS-STEAK!
How can you keep your hair from frizzing up in a steamy bathroom?
Turn on the hair conditioner!
What has hands but does not shake?
A clock.
Which is the biggest rope in the world?
Europe!
What brand of jeans did Adam where?
Levites!
What do New Yorkers wear in the rain ?
City slickers!
