What do you get when you take a horse to a shoe store?
Horseshoe
Why is a grandma like a Golf champion?
Because they both want tea/tee!
Why is your family like a factory outlet?
Because they both have jeans(genes).
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!
How do you count cows?
With a COWculator!
