Why is a car salesman like parents going to the office?
Because both say buy buy!(bye bye)!
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
HIGH JACK
HIGH JACK WHO?
HI, JACK! WHERE’S JILL?
Why is a tourist like a candy lover?
Because they both want a suite(sweet)!
What do you say when you bump into a porcupine?
Pokemon!!!
Why do bears have cold feet at winter season?
Because a bear has “bare feet”!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Toodle!
Toodle who?
Toodle-oo to you too!
