What does a bug get when he’s being impatient?
Ants in his pants!
Which weighs more, 1 ton of feathers or 1 ton of iron?
Neither, because both weigh 1ton!
What Did Thomas the tank engine say when beans were put in his boiler?
Toot, Toot!
Why does the monkey go crazy?
Because he’s bananas!
What do you call counting infants?
infaNTORY
Why couldn’t the Dalmation hide?
Because it was already spotted
