Passenger: Is this my train?
Conductor: No sir, it belongs to the Indian Railways.
Passenger: Dont be funny! I was wondering if I could take this train to Delhi?
Conductor: No,sir. It’s too heavy!
History Teacher: Meena, what would happen if there is a 3rd world war?
Meena: That would be terrible. There will be another chapter in our History textbooks!
Landlord(to servant): Wake me up at 6 tomorrow.I’ve something important to attend.
Servant:Yes,sir,but could you wake me up at 5.59?
The frightened tourist:Are there any bats in the cave?
Guide:There were.Don’t worry,the snakes have eaten them up.
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
What does a bug get when he’s being impatient?
Ants in his pants!
