How do you make Pikachu get in the bus?
Poke him on!
Teacher: Peter, correct the sentence ” The bull and the cow are grazing”.
Peter: The cow and the bull are grazing.
Teacher: What is the change you have made?
Peter: Ladies First!!
Teacher: Why does the Statue of Liberty carry a torch?
Student: Because nobody should read in the dark!
Teacher: If you had five chocolates on your desk and the boy next to you took three what would you have?
Answer: A fight!
What is the opposite of minimum?
Minidad!
Madhumita:Dad,can you help me find the lowest common denominator in this problem,please?
Father:Don’t tell me they haven’t found it yet, I remember looking for it when I was boy!
