What do you call a man that sits in your letterbox?
Bill!
What kind of cell phone does a turtle use?
A shell phone!
Where does a mouse go when it loses its tail?
Re-TAIL store!
Knock,knock.
Whose there?
Pete.
Pete who?
Pete’s a pie!
Which footballer can jump higher than the cross bar?
All of them, the crossbar can’t jump!
What is green and wears oven gloves?
A cooking apple!
