What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Boo-loney sandwiches!
What did the other gorillas say when the gorilla farted?
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh!
What happened when the cracker broke up with the cookie?
His heart crumbled!
What flower grows right under your nose?
Tulips!
What do elves learn in school?
The ELF-abet
What does a baby chocolate bunny drink?
Chocolate milk!