What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!
How do you count cows?
With a COWculator!
How did the frog cross the road?
It tied it self to the chicken!
What kind of horse is ridden at night?
A Nightmare!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Dwayne
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the Tub I’m dwouning!
