Which footballer can jump higher than the cross bar?
All of them, the crossbar can’t jump!
What is green and wears oven gloves?
A cooking apple!
What did the puppy take to the football game?
Pupcorn and sodapup!
Why is a car salesman like parents going to the office?
Because both say buy buy!(bye bye)!
KNOCK KNOCK
WHO’S THERE?
HIGH JACK
HIGH JACK WHO?
HI, JACK! WHERE’S JILL?
Why is a tourist like a candy lover?
Because they both want a suite(sweet)!
