What Did Thomas the tank engine say when beans were put in his boiler?
Toot, Toot!
Why does the monkey go crazy?
Because he’s bananas!
What do you call counting infants?
infaNTORY
Why couldn’t the Dalmation hide?
Because it was already spotted
Where does a dog go when it loses it’s tail?
The tailor!
Why do we have to go to bed?
Because the bed won’t come to us!
