Why didn’t anyone want to sleep with the daddy dinosaur?
Because he was a Bronto-snore-us!
What do you get when you take a horse to a shoe store?
Horseshoe
Why is a grandma like a Golf champion?
Because they both want tea/tee!
Why is your family like a factory outlet?
Because they both have jeans(genes).
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!
