What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the court?
Odour, Odour in the court!
Patient: Please do something for me! I can’t stop thinking that I’m a bridge!
Doctor:What’s come over you???
Patient:So far, 5 cars and a truck!!!
What kind of eggs did the bad chicken lay?
Deviled eggs!
What are dogs’ favorite snack?
PUPcorn!!!
What do ghosts eat for lunch?
Boo-loney sandwiches!
What did the other gorillas say when the gorilla farted?
Ooh Ooh Ooh Ooh!
