Why do we go to bed?
Because the bed doesn’t come to us!
Why is a Veggie like a Traveler?
Because they bothneed roots/routes!
Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”
Student: “It’s 42!”
Teacher: “Very good! – And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?”
Same Student: “It’s 24!”
Why is A TV junkie like a hungry kid that just woke up?
Because they both like cereals/serials!
What does a sheep say it needs when it’s dirty?
Baa-aaa-aaa-ath!
Three men walk into a bar.
You’d think the third one would notice.