What is an egg’s favorite Broadway musical?
Yolklahoma!
What did Rosemary say to the herb garden?
What thyme is it?
What did the ghost say to the other ghost?
Are you sick? You look a little pale!
What did mother worm say to worm when he was in trouble?
You’re undergrounded!
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
The first snake says, “I hope I’m not poisonous.” The second snake says, “Why?”
First snake: “Because I bit my tongue!”
