Where was deodorant invented?
Pittsburgh!
Why did the boy scream when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing!
Which word in the dictionary is always spelled incorrectly?
INCORRECTLY!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To beat up the idiot who joked about him!
Once a man was searching for his lost purse on the ground along with his friend.After a long time his friend asked “where did you lose your purse?”
The man said “I lost it on the other side of the road but it is dark over there.So I’m searching here!!!
What is an egg’s favorite Broadway musical?
Yolklahoma!
