Why is your family like a factory outlet?
Because they both have jeans(genes).
What’s the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A good lawyer knows the law, a great lawyer knows the judge
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smellicopter!
How do you count cows?
With a COWculator!
How did the frog cross the road?
It tied it self to the chicken!
What kind of horse is ridden at night?
A Nightmare!
