Why is A TV junkie like a hungry kid that just woke up?
Because they both like cereals/serials!
What does a sheep say it needs when it’s dirty?
Baa-aaa-aaa-ath!
Three men walk into a bar.
You’d think the third one would notice.
Why didn’t anyone want to sleep with the daddy dinosaur?
Because he was a Bronto-snore-us!
What do you get when you take a horse to a shoe store?
Horseshoe
Why is a grandma like a Golf champion?
Because they both want tea/tee!
