What do you get when you cross a witch with a glacier?
A cold spell!
Why is an adult on a vacation like a hungry kid?
Because they both want a suite\sweet!
What’s the tallest building in the town?
The Library, because it has so many stories.
Why do we go to bed?
Because the bed doesn’t come to us!
Why is a Veggie like a Traveler?
Because they bothneed roots/routes!
Teacher: “Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?”
Student: “It’s 42!”
Teacher: “Very good! – And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?”
Same Student: “It’s 24!”
