Why is a tourist like a candy lover?
Because they both want a suite(sweet)!
What do you say when you bump into a porcupine?
Pokemon!!!
Why do bears have cold feet at winter season?
Because a bear has “bare feet”!
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Toodle!
Toodle who?
Toodle-oo to you too!
Why is a person that is hungry like a smart person?
Because they both want pie (Pi)
What do you call a snowman in July?
A puddle!