What did mother worm say to worm when he was in trouble?
You’re undergrounded!
Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
He wanted to see time fly!
The first snake says, “I hope I’m not poisonous.” The second snake says, “Why?”
First snake: “Because I bit my tongue!”
What do you call a man that sits in your letterbox?
Bill!
What kind of cell phone does a turtle use?
A shell phone!
Where does a mouse go when it loses its tail?
Re-TAIL store!
