Postman: I had to walk 20 Km to deliver this mail to you!
Customer: Why did you take the trouble?
You could have posted it!
What did one girl say to another girl on Halloween?
I’m scared; I want my mummy!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Give it some boogie!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a birthday cake!
What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers.
One day a guy goes to the doctor and says,”Doctor, my leg fell asleep!”
“It’s okay, that happens all the time,” said the doctor.
Then the mouse said,”You don’t get it, it started to snore!”
