History Teacher: Meena, what would happen if there is a 3rd world war?
Meena: That would be terrible. There will be another chapter in our History textbooks!
Landlord(to servant): Wake me up at 6 tomorrow.I’ve something important to attend.
Servant:Yes,sir,but could you wake me up at 5.59?
The frightened tourist:Are there any bats in the cave?
Guide:There were.Don’t worry,the snakes have eaten them up.
Knock, Knock
Who’s There?
Lettuce
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
What does a bug get when he’s being impatient?
Ants in his pants!
Which weighs more, 1 ton of feathers or 1 ton of iron?
Neither, because both weigh 1ton!
