Which is the smallest gate in the world?
Colgate!
A string was walking in a fast food restaurant. The waiter said,”Sorry, we don’t serve your kind.” The string went outside, tied itself, and shredded the ends. He went back inside. The same waiter asked,”Are you that string again?” Then the string said:
“I’m a frayed knot”
What part of your body works out Math questions?
Your Add’ em’s apple!
Why did the emu cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t a chicken
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn’t know you were a cowboy!
What is a detective’s ultimate car?
A track-tor!
