Knock,Knock ?
Who’s There ?
Woodenshoe
Woodenshoe Who ?
Wooden shoe Like to Know
What do you call a house with a dress?
Address!
What do you get when you throw a cat out of the car window?
Kitty litter!
What do ghosts wash the hair with?
Shamboo!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses in class?
Because her class is so bright.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
I am still working on it
