What is a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear!
How do you know which end of a worm is the head?
Tickle it and see which end laughs!
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards in a line?
A receding hare line!
One day Ramu entered a crowded restaurant . He said, “When Ramu eats Biryani everybody eats Biryani.” So everybody thought he was a generous man . When it was time for Ramu’ s bill, what did he say ?
“When Ramu pays his own bill, everybody pays his own bill!”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who who.
Who who who?
Is there an owl in the house?
Which is the smallest gate in the world?
Colgate!
