Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do so!
What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
Swine flu you need Oinkment, and with Bird flu you need Tweetment!
What do you call a frozen patty?
A brrr-ger
What did the square say to the old circle?
“Been around long?”
What did the ghost have for a snack?
Boo-berries!
How does the moon get the ice off it’s windshield?
It uses a skyscraper!
