What do you call a polar bear wearing earmuffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
Adult Female: Let me introduce you to my husband.
Parents: Delighted! I am always glad to meet any husband of yours.
Teacher: Who can tell me what is of great importance today that did not exist forty years ago?
Student:Me!
What is the best spy in the jungle?
A chameleon!
What is a baby’s motto?
If at first you don’t succeed cry, cry again!
What’s a mouses favorite state?
Swissconsin!
