Why did the emu cross the road?
To prove it wasn’t a chicken
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
I didn’t know you were a cowboy!
What is a detective’s ultimate car?
A track-tor!
Did you hear about the circus that was on fire?
it was in tents!
Where do ticks go when they get kicked off dogs?
Back to Ticksas.
What did Baby Corn say to Mommy Corn?
Where’s Pop Corn?
