How is a cat at a beach the same as Christmas?
Sandy claws!
Can a turkey jump higher than a empire state building?
Yes, because a building can’t jump!
If a tree checked his watch, what time would it be?
Tree o ‘ clock!
Why did the frog go to school?
So he could learn his alpha-ribbit?
Why did the man freeze his money?
He wanted cold, hard cash.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turner.
Turner who?
Turner handle and let me in!
