What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter?
Quack,Quack,Quack
Friend One: Listen to this ringtone, it’s cool.
Friend Two: I don’t hear anything.
Friend One: It’s Silent Night!
What is a cheerleader’s favorite food and drink?
ROOTbeer and CHEERios!
What did the pig say while he was on fire?
I smell bacon.
Who is a spider’s cousins?
A web-kinz!
What do pancakes and baseball players have in common?
They both have a batter.
