What kind of shoes do spies wear?
Sneakers.
One day a guy goes to the doctor and says,”Doctor, my leg fell asleep!”
“It’s okay, that happens all the time,” said the doctor.
Then the mouse said,”You don’t get it, it started to snore!”
Why did the sheep cross the road?
To get to the baa-baa shop!
What did the Golden Retriever eat at his birthday?
Pupcakes!
What did the frog order at McDonalds?
A hoppy meal with some french flies and a croak!
How do you repair a broken duck?
Duck-tape the quack.
