Guess what happened down at the candy store?
A lollipop got licked!
What search engine do ghouls use?
Ghoul-gle!
Postman: I had to walk 20 Km to deliver this mail to you!
Customer: Why did you take the trouble?
You could have posted it!
What did one girl say to another girl on Halloween?
I’m scared; I want my mummy!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Give it some boogie!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bacon.
Bacon who?
Bacon a birthday cake!
