What do you call a frozen patty?
A brrr-ger
What did the square say to the old circle?
“Been around long?”
What did the ghost have for a snack?
Boo-berries!
How does the moon get the ice off it’s windshield?
It uses a skyscraper!
How do cows comunicate?
They use the Moo-rse code!
One day a man walks into the doctor’s room and says ” Doctor,doctor i have a steering wheel stuck im my pants!” the doctor then says ” How did it get down there?” The man says…
” I don’t know but it’s driving me nuts!”
