What do you call two penguins together?
Pengtwins!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!
What planet are cats most afraid of?
Pluto!
Why was Christopher Colombus a crook?
Because he double-crossed the Atlantic Ocean.
What did the bird say to the losing army?
Re-tweet!
What do you call a ghost mother and father?
Transparent!
