What Is A Rock’s Favorite Music?
ROCK And Roll!
What is the biggest pencil in the USA?
Pencilvanya!
What is a boxer’s favorite drink?
Punch!
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
He didn’t have the guts to do so!
What is the difference between swine flu and bird flu?
Swine flu you need Oinkment, and with Bird flu you need Tweetment!
There were three bugs sleeping in a house and Bug#1 slept in the fridge, Bug#2 slept in the sink,and Bug#3 slept in the toilet. When they got up in the morning they asked each other, “How did you sleep?”. Bug#1 said, “I slept great.” Bug#2 said, “I slept wonderful.” Guess what Bug #3 said?
Bug #3 said “I slept horrible. First, it rained, then it thundered, then it lightninged. I would have died if i didn’t jump on that log!”
