There were 99 people on a boat. The boat flipped over. How many people are left?
66!
What is the biggest city?
Electricity!
If a man was born in Manchester, married in England and died in Dublin, What do you call him?
Dead
When’s a door not a door?
When its ajar!!!
A robber was in prison. He got a plastic soup spoon and dug a tunnel. When he got out he was in a playground. He screeched,”I’M FREE!!!” A little girl looked at him and said,
“So what, I’m four!!!”
Knock,Knock ?
Who’s There ?
Woodenshoe
Woodenshoe Who ?
Wooden shoe Like to Know
