Why did the chicken cross the road?
It was stuck to the porcupine!
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other slide!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
You nique up on it!
How many skinny people can fit in a bathtub?
I do not know ’cause they keep falling down the drain!
What do you call a bunny that always moves around?
Hare today, gone tomorrow!
Is your engine running?
Better go catch it!
