Wanna hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in the mud.
What did the doctor say when the pony got sick?
Well, you are a little hoarse.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t know who you are?
Why was the Egyptian boy worried?
Because his daddy turned into a mummy!
With what does a rabbit fly?
Hareplane!
Who will jump off the Empire State Building first-the dime or the quarter?
The dime because it has less cents!
