Why did the red light turn green?
Beacause he had to go!
‘Waiter,will the pizza be long?’ asked the customer.
‘No,sir it will be round.’ replied the waiter.
Where do fish get their money?
Riverbank!
A woman went into the bakers shop and said, “I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I weighed them there was only one pound. I suggest you check your scales.” The baker looked at her calmly for a moment or two and then replied;
“Ma’am, I suggest you weigh your son.”
Teacher: How do you measure electricity?
Student: W h a t ! ?
Teacher: That’s correct.
Why did the booger cross the world?
Because he kept getting picked on
