Wanna hear a construction joke?
I am still working on it
What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?
Hop suey!
What key has legs and can’t open doors?
Turkey!
What did the antelope say to the melon?
Can’telope tonight!
Where did the dead sick man go?
His cough -in!
Two fish were in a tank; what did the first fish say to the other?
How do you drive this thing?
