Who steals the soap out of the bathroom?
The Robber ducky!
Do you Know the time?
No, we haven’t met yet.
There were 99 people on a boat. The boat flipped over. How many people are left?
66!
What is the biggest city?
Electricity!
If a man was born in Manchester, married in England and died in Dublin, What do you call him?
Dead
When’s a door not a door?
When its ajar!!!
