What do pancakes and baseball players have in common?
They both have a batter.
Why did the horse go to the doctor?
Because he had hay fever.
What did maths say to science?
You’re lucky you don’t have problems!
What is a baseball player’s favorite place to be?
At home.
Why couldn’t the sailor play cards on his boat?
Because someone was always sitting on the deck.
How was the bomb feeling at the party?
He was having a BLAST!
