What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A tromBONE
Why can’t you play cards in the jungle?
Because there are cheetahs!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
I didn’t know you speak owl!
How do you spell mouse trap with 3 letters?
c.a.t
Why did the coyote cross the road?
To eat the chicken who had crossed earlier!
Where should you never eat (unless you like mud pies)?
MuckDonalds!
