Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter.
Butter who?
Butter not tell you.
What did the school janitor say to the wall?
“One more crack like that and I’ll plaster you.”
What do you get when you cross a monastery with a lion?
A roaring friarplace!
What is a cow’s favourite holiday (vacation)?
Mooo York!
What do you call a car that takes crying babies to the hospital?
A Waaahbulance!
What do you get when you cross a hen and a hotel?
A chick-inn!
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