Which flower is the chattiest flower around?
Tulips, because they talk a mile a minute with their two lips!
Who stole the soap from the bathtub?
A robber ducky!
Teacher:How many seconds are in a year?
Boy:12
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
Teacher:How?
Boy:January Second,February Second, March Second, April
Second, May Second…
When do ducks wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
What do whales put on their toast in the morning?
Jellyfish.
Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
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